The Federative Subsidarity of Distributist Republics is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 28.276 billion Distributians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Distributist Republican economy, worth 615 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 21,779 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distributist Republics's national animal is the hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distributist Republics is ranked 121,437^th in the world and 10^th in Right to Life for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,459.51 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.